jam's definitions

diamond

An over priced old rock that gets you laid until the effect wears off. Bigger is better.

My girlfriend wouldn't have anal sex with me until I gave her a diamond ring.

by jam June 23, 2003

vista

A state of being fucked up passed "Mega Baked". So baked that you are near retarded!

Freddy is so fucking ripped that he's at Vista.

by JAM May 16, 2004

Mumbo Sauce

Sweet sauce similar to bar-b-que sauce typically served with fried chicken wings at chinese take out joints in da'hood.

While speaking through a little hole in bullet proof glass at the all night chinese joint, "Yo I want six wings fried extra hard with mumbo sauce".

by Jam November 22, 2003

faglicious

So fag, yet so delicious!

That guy's sweet ass is so faglicious!

by JAM April 17, 2003

road trip

Visiting my fucking in-laws on psychotropic drugs.

We better pack plenty of mushrooms for the road trip to your parents. Then the utter shit that comes out of their mouths might make some sense.

by jam July 11, 2003

Mongo

Stands for Money Or Nothing Goes On.

Originates from Mongo member of UK hiphop group Mud Family.

A Mongo Situation

by Jam December 12, 2003

buffalo fart

The act of shooting your bowl of weed out of the pipe, bong, or smoking device by coughing while taking a fat ass rip.

Fuck dude - you buffalo farted.

by JAM May 16, 2004