jam's definitions

Colonel

Skinny, usually blonde fellow, with extremely large hair. Can usually be found listening to hardcore punk music. They normally hate everything.

Colonel loves paint it black.

by Jam February 11, 2004

billboard

Large distraction along busy highways usually displaying things I love and conservation bible toting Christians hate (i.e. cleavage, booze, cigarettes and tight asses)

Officier, I wouldn't have rear ended that car if I wasn't staring at those hugh tits on the Trump Marina Billboard.

by jam July 3, 2003

road trip

Visiting my fucking in-laws on psychotropic drugs.

We better pack plenty of mushrooms for the road trip to your parents. Then the utter shit that comes out of their mouths might make some sense.

by jam July 11, 2003

buffalo fart

The act of shooting your bowl of weed out of the pipe, bong, or smoking device by coughing while taking a fat ass rip.

Fuck dude - you buffalo farted.

by JAM May 16, 2004

loser kids

A branch of the rich kids that broke off because they saw through the bullshit. They often mock the Rich kids by singing La.x

The loser kids sing, "and then go
do my shoes match my shirt?
does my shirt clash with my pants?
do my pants match my eyes?
do my eyes look good tonight?
will this place be cool enough?
your hair looks oh, so tough
this looks so good for us
tonight my money's gonna buy me love"

by Jam December 1, 2004

nissan frontier

Shitty ass pick-up truck.

My nissan frontier is a piece of shit.

by Jam February 11, 2004

royrules22

This is one user that likes Nintendo, but respects other's opinions and thinks rationally. His name is not Roy and he hates it when people call him that.

he just own3d him, with his l337ness!

royrules22: Do you really think it is cool to use such acronyms. I mean think about it. Well have opinions to boot..

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royrules22 is such an awesome user that deserves more respect.

by jam September 13, 2004