jam's definitions

Mumbo Sauce

Sweet sauce similar to bar-b-que sauce typically served with fried chicken wings at chinese take out joints in da'hood.

While speaking through a little hole in bullet proof glass at the all night chinese joint, "Yo I want six wings fried extra hard with mumbo sauce".

by Jam November 22, 2003

diamond

An over priced old rock that gets you laid until the effect wears off. Bigger is better.

My girlfriend wouldn't have anal sex with me until I gave her a diamond ring.

by jam June 23, 2003

vista

A state of being fucked up passed "Mega Baked". So baked that you are near retarded!

Freddy is so fucking ripped that he's at Vista.

by JAM May 16, 2004

Colonel

Skinny, usually blonde fellow, with extremely large hair. Can usually be found listening to hardcore punk music. They normally hate everything.

Colonel loves paint it black.

by Jam February 11, 2004

billboard

Large distraction along busy highways usually displaying things I love and conservation bible toting Christians hate (i.e. cleavage, booze, cigarettes and tight asses)

Officier, I wouldn't have rear ended that car if I wasn't staring at those hugh tits on the Trump Marina Billboard.

by jam July 3, 2003

faglicious

So fag, yet so delicious!

That guy's sweet ass is so faglicious!

by JAM April 17, 2003

nissan frontier

Shitty ass pick-up truck.

My nissan frontier is a piece of shit.

by Jam February 11, 2004