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jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.
queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.
by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019
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Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner
I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne
by theduchess22 February 1, 2025
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Kapey Shatter

used as an insult towards someone that shatters 0-1 people with an ultimate.
by Kapeyson March 2, 2021
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shattered blue glass

by Associated February 15, 2023
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