Italian Boiler

When you dip a restrained mans scrotum into a bucket of boiling water.

No wonder he can't have kids, he was given an Italian Boiler by Don Vito back in the day.

by Skott September 21, 2004

Italian Mini-Horse

Italian Mini-Horse: An Italian man whom, despite lacking the physical stature to meet the requirements of an Italian Stallion, still possesses enough hair gel, tight bedazzled t shirts and muscles to qualify as an Italian Mini-Horse.

Kim: “Who is that little guy in the sparkly t shirt? His hair is so shiny! His loafers are so pointy! He’s so little and yet his personality is so big! Such style! Such flair! Wait, did he just simultaneously pull his shirt up and his pants down?! How did he do that?! I must meet him.”

Alex: “That’s Giuseppe, he’s an Italian Mini-Horse.”

by badkitty1111 February 26, 2010

italian

italian, proud honest valued good people , the best food in all the land and have the worst temper imaginable. do not fuck with us. "salute" to any other italians reading this.

family orriented good natured people of italy or scicly.sono fiero essere italiano

by art_grando November 4, 2004

Italian Girl

Most Italian girls are extremely bitchy and pretty. Dark tan skin and thick hair. They get crazy jealous and know exactly what they want. Known for their phenomenal bodies (especially ass) they are hated by a lot of other females their age due to jealousy. Once you crack an Italian girl she can be loyal forever

Hey bro, want to go on a double date with me and Sophie and you and your girl?

Dude she's an Italian girl, it won't end well .

by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello August 28, 2016

Zesty Italian

Getting a handjob with a finger up your ass while having your testicles licked.

Laura is so popular, she gives zesty Italians on the first date!

by bohica68 March 15, 2009

italian barbershop

When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and slick it back like italian mobsters' hair

That freaky girl let me give her an Italian Barbershop last night; she looked like she was ready to pistolwhip someone after i was done with her.

by mJimmay00 October 23, 2006

italian mafia

Is the only REAL mafia around. Sure, you may here about the Russion mafia or the Japanese mafia, but they are not shit compared to the REAL Italian mafia.

The Italian mafia is the toughest.

by jr May 13, 2005