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Important story

Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like๐Ÿ‘‡ this

Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that โ˜๏ธ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that โ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘ˆ It's that easy."
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
mugGet the Important storymug.
.9.you will be extremely vocal this year โ€“ no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
.9.you will be extremely vocal this year โ€“ no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
mugGet the .9.you will be extremely vocal this year โ€“ no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.mug.

Import-Export

V. Involving Man:Man, Man:Women, Women:Women

When the pair is engaging in sexual activity and puts their assholes together, allowing one another to poop directly into the others sphincter
Honey, did you have corn earlier because the import-export really feels great tonight.
by RJBCKS February 23, 2011
mugGet the Import-Exportmug.

rank-of-importance

Arrangement of several issues, tools, people, depending on what share of usefulness each will take if prioritized on a particular period of time.
Let me use the rank-of-importance to sort out old customer orders before the new ones arrive.
by Walkoment October 31, 2020
mugGet the rank-of-importancemug.

cosmic import

(n.) The exaggerated value of an item or concept, especially from the perspective of others encountering a person's inflated ego. Many use the phrase derisively, belittling the concept and originator at once.
Frank's theory of mayonnaise elasticity, though labored over for years, resulted in no great cosmic import. Rather, he ended up in an est commune.
by ignor July 18, 2005
mugGet the cosmic importmug.

More important things

You ain't doing shit about ANY of those things anyway other than giving other people's money away and keeping a cut for yourself you fucking panhandler.
Hym "Yeah, you ain't doing shit about more important things asshole. You thought stopping Trump from getting into the white house was important and you didn't do shit about that. The politicians YOU ACTUALLY VOTE FOR don't have to pay any attention to YOU because they know YOU ain't going to do shit and you're paying a right violating amount of attention to ME for the exact opposite reason. Some of you will be made to regret this and those of you are all little more solipsistic than the rest didn't care to begin with."
by Hym Iam January 20, 2025
mugGet the More important thingsmug.

Super. important. Minecraft. player.

Someone who is cracked at Minecraft and is god at Mining away
Heโ€™s such a super. Important. Minecraft. Player. lets go make baba with him
by Whoโ€™sCandice? December 14, 2021
mugGet the Super. important. Minecraft. player.mug.

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