The immortals

The immortals are a group of 4. We don’t have a leader. We are pretty much a clut of guys. Here’s the list for all the members so far.

Jihad: The Muslim
Steven: The mad man with the plan
Noah: Noah pro fighter lover 247
Gio: A comic pro with problems.

Timmothy: Hey are those the immortals?
Cy: I think so

Jihad: Yup it’s us.

Tim: OMG I NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE

by JihadMcCool September 26, 2021

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malz is immortal btw

malz is immortal and has a massive cock ive seen it many times. also his cock is so big that it has to wrap around his leg 14 times. he is also lightskin so he can steal ur girl any day of the week

yo did you know what malz is immortal btw and has a massive shlong

by Emkayytheplug August 18, 2021

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Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.

The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022

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immortal emo

someone who you should never bring to 200%. someone who will get their emo friends on you if you dont stop making them angry.

aw hell nah that immortal emo nigga at 200%!

by xaeeee October 28, 2022

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immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.

Holy shit its the immortal monkey!

by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021

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