Milk Invitation

An invitation made at the last minute, to a far place, knowing no one can make it.

“Did Phil invite you over to watch the game?”
“Yes, I received a Milk Invitation 20 minutes before it started”

by Mentallyswipingleft August 25, 2019

Circumstantial invite

When someone is invited to something on an underlying circumstance. Meaning the person additionally invited was not originally invited. Could also be considered a “pity invite.” Is usually close to last minute and aimed at lessening the cost of the trip for people already going. Always decline the invites as a sign of asserting dominance—if you weren’t originally invited then your presence isn’t truly desired.

“Do you want to go to the beach house with all of us next weekend? Two of the eight people backed out, so we have two extra spots”

“Idk man, sounds like a circumstantial invite.”

by I love this website February 19, 2025

Gag-Invitation

Gag-Invitation is when a girl is giving head and as she gags her mouth opens up more so that you can stuff your balls in her mouth well.

Dave told John that his girlfriend gave him the Gag-Invitation last night.

by Salladpatch May 26, 2025

reverse-invitation

An elegant "RSVP" card dat asks you NOT to attend some fancy-pants shindig.

If they'd known he'd been planning to cacophonously crash their "perfectly-planned day", Cassandra Wong's folks would likely have sent Wayne Campbell a reverse-invitation to said wedding-service!

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

cummings invite

When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..

" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"

"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."

by old_beaver October 1, 2014

Amish Invite

A hole that the bearded boyfriend noticed for the first time in your girfriends pants.

"I have a hole in my pants honey, I can't go out like this." "Looks like an Amish Invite to me, blow out the lantern.."

by Ian Vi. February 28, 2024

should we invite bella hadid

On 9/15/21, @freshhel made a twitter post saying, “ Ohhhhh my god u only had a iced coffee to eat today? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid”. This post easily gathered over 110k likes over three years.

People started to use this phrase and helped it grow popularity amongst others.

This quote is used to tell someone couldn’t care less without saying that you don’t care and that it truly isn’t a big deal.

girl 1 - i’m so petit and small. i can’t find any clothes that fit my size.

girl 2 - omg, should we invite bella hadid?

by jornisaaa August 11, 2024