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entensity

a forum in which several hundred homosexual male teenagers conjoin to converse about various topics including male orgies, goatses, and the stretch capabilities of the anal region.
Hey, check out those homos in the parking lot! I bet they frequent the Entensity forums.
by anonymous April 7, 2005
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Integrity

A very socially desirable trait to have, especially on the internet or in a ghetto. However, the importance of integrity is often way too overemphasized in places such as an elementary school. It would be great if elementary school principles could stop over-preaching the importance of integrity because no kid really gives a shit until around high school. How about upholding some other equally desirable values such as conscientiousness or impartiality.
Literally every elementary/middle school principle during an assembly: I N T E G R I T Y

Me: Integrity deez nuts!!! gOtEm
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 16, 2021
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Kiwi ingenuity

A term coined by New Zealanders, which supposedly implies that Kiwis good at coming up with solutions to any problem, typically in an unconventional, unusual or in such a way that uses whatever resource is available (I.e. being innovative).

New Zealanders have a habit for attaching the words “good ‘ol Kiwi” or “Kiwi” in front of a phrase, to artificially make themselves seem more interesting. To outsiders, it come across as deeply insecure - as if it is a necessity to make themselves sound more special than they are.
Kiwi 1: “During the pandemic, I attached plastic tubing to my EFTPOS reader in order to maintain 2 metres social distancing

Kiwi 2: “Woah, that’s some Kiwi Ingenuity right there!”

Immigrant 1: *sarcastically* “Because nobody else in the world has thought of that”

Immigrant 2: “Sounds more like good ol Kiwi bullshit”
by Kiwi Bullshit December 12, 2021
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african ingenuity

With a little african ingenuity, the mechanic was able to get the car running.
by jenpen January 6, 2009
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integrity

a condition in which your grundel uncontrolably itches and produces grundel honey
damn, this integrity is really getting to me; my grundel itches like a bitch.
by ess-mizzle October 17, 2006
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intensive care knitting

Knitting a garment or similar item using many different strands of yarn in a disorganized fashion.

Also known as "ICU knitting."
Intensive care knitting is named as such because the yarns frequently get tangled together and require frequent untangling. The end up very much like the many tubes of an intensive care patient.
by colorknit January 27, 2010
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Integrity

We need more humans with integrity. Just like Jeremy Corbyn
by Nadsackkkk February 15, 2017
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