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Dildo Hoppers

When lesbians partake in a game of leap frog, with a twist! As they leap over each other the lesbians they fall onto a dildo! The lesbians that play this game are considered Dildo Hoppers.
I saw those chicks over there playing Dildo Hop! They are such dildo hoppers!!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009
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Gunt Hopper

A typically skinny male who loves Women with large Gunts. He typically weighs about half as much as his beloved Gunt owner. Some are even injured when they try some different sexual positions such as having the Gunt ride him.
Did you hear that John is a Gunt Hopper? His Women rode him and he almost suffocated.

Wow look at the Gunt on her! Oh, and look, here comes her Gunt Hopper.
by THags September 1, 2008
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Dick Hopper

When you go from one guy to another.
That ho is a dick hopper she likes one guy, now she likes him.
by tytylove26 May 23, 2010
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conclusion-hopper

From working with impatient people; One who thinks they know the answer to everything, without first investigating.
Boo could not get the application to work, because he's a conclusion-hopper, and he did not read the instructions
by Luc August 12, 2004
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Cock Hopper

Someone who hops from cock to cock because they're insecure with themselves. They also think they need this attention, because there is something deeply troubled with them.
John Doyle is a cock hopper.
by mynameisNOTtom September 5, 2010
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Island Hopper

An alcoholic beverage which is made by mixing half orange juice and half Shock Top beer, with a shot of pineapple rum. The Island Hopper was invented by an anonymous U.S. Marine somewhere in a Southern California bar, and is named in honor of the Marines who fought in the Pacific in World War II. (the "Island Hopping Campaign" as it was called.)
Lance Corporal Hernandez: "Dude Corporal Clark just bought a round of fucking delicious drinks. What is this tropical taste-bud wonder?"

Lance Corporal Bondarenko: "It's a fuckin Island Hopper. You know, like in World War II. Good shit I know."

Corporal Clark: "That bartender chick is hot as fuck...imma buy her an Island Hopper!"
by CPgrunt03 February 1, 2013
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scale hopper

A girl who jumps from one dope dealer’s dick to the next for free dope.
That scale hopper doesn’t ever pay for dope. She is such a slut hanging out with a different dealer every day.
by Goof Proof 187 November 25, 2017
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