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hookerbacon

The crusty strips of dried up cum that you can peel off the vagina lips of an unbathed hooker.
That bitch had a couple peices of hookerbacon hanging out the bottom of her shorts.
by Kayle December 1, 2006
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hookerized

Craigslist term for a phone number composed of numeric digits and spelled-out numbers. Many CL posters/spammers use this technique:

- to avoid autodialers,

- to prevent harvesting / resale of their phone numbers,

- to make it more difficult for flaggers to find their multiple ads by searching on their phone number.

Origin: Supposedly, prostitutes who use CL to advertise in multiple cities or spam / overpost in one location originated the technique.
Hookerized CL post: For a good time, call Jenny: 8 (six) (seven) - 5 (three) 0 (nine). (867-5309)
by TANSTAAFL1 May 26, 2011
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hookers and blow

1)prostitutes and drugs, usually cocaine
2)common poll answer at oaklog that is put there solely to annoy other oakloggers
1) man we had a night of hookers and blow
2) why did you just say that on oaklog again? two demerits for you, and now I will turn you into a dwarf
by ShirleyT December 7, 2004
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free hooker

A chick who’ll do anything a hooker would but with the benefit of not having to pay for her services. She gets wet just thinking about hard dick and can’t wait to get pounded by it over and over. Her favorite thing is to get paid in jizz shot in and on various parts of her body while she begs for more.
Eric: Yo bro, you ready to go grab some food?

Tom: Yeah, just let me get rid of my free hooker first, I already fed her when I shot my load down her throat, she liked it so much she came back for seconds.
by cherrybomb69 March 18, 2011
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hooker sex

He's a lousy kisser, so I just had hooker sex with him.
by Rizzzle November 16, 2006
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hookerfink

noun; pussy, normally belonging to a guys sister, and the act of incest. An overly hot/done (usually with botox, silicone, or overdone make-up, whoreish, but not quite there) woman, or teens pussy.

Hookerfinkish- adj; to look like a pussy, or to be in the essence of hooker-like beauty; To look like one has hookerfink.
When told to leave a party because of un-popularity, one girl may reply to the "party thrower" "go suck hookerfink betch!" meaning as an insult, like go fvck yourself!, or go fvck your sister, or something like that.

"what a hookerfinkish whore!"; What a hookerfinkish bar/club"-refering to a club with loose pussy or sluts everywhere.
by airee47584 March 17, 2008
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Hooker Cards

Advertisements in the form of trading cards that you receive in Vegas while walking down the strip.
flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"
by Michelle Spirits March 18, 2010
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