The main character of the Tony award-winning musical Dear Evan Hansen. He is originally portrayed by Ben Platt
He suffers from major social anxiety which causes him to get caught up in a web of lies. His main outfit consists of a blue striped polo shirt and khakis. He also loves trees.
He suffers from major social anxiety which causes him to get caught up in a web of lies. His main outfit consists of a blue striped polo shirt and khakis. He also loves trees.
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Get the Evan Hansen mug.1.To make a fool of oneself. 2.To say one thing and do another. 3. To scream meltdown when cornered 4. To make air claims 5. To contradict oneself 6. Definitions 1-5 performed simultaneously.
Kaspar hausered himself but was too pig ignorant to notice everyone was laughing at him, instead of with him.
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by Joe Muoio February 25, 2009
Get the Hassel mug.Hasselbitch (Noun/person) As in the counter point blue cue card reader on the tv show called The View. HAsselbitch, can't get a sentence out without screeching like a dying cat, interrupting the other guests or co-hosts rudely.
Hasselbitch (Adjective) An uneducated over paid ignorant reality tv show loser who has been paid to spew negative and nasty comments at the flip of her tongue.
Hasselbitch (Adjective) An uneducated over paid ignorant reality tv show loser who has been paid to spew negative and nasty comments at the flip of her tongue.
The Hasselbitch strikes again when she decides that dancing with the stars performer was wearing too sexy of an outfit and blames the victim for her stalker...
When Kathy Griffin was on the View, she tried to shake her hand and the co host was nothing but an ignorant silly little girl who likes to act all hasselbitchy.
When Kathy Griffin was on the View, she tried to shake her hand and the co host was nothing but an ignorant silly little girl who likes to act all hasselbitchy.
by anti lizzie June 30, 2010
Get the Hasselbitch mug.Proper Noun: Haseeb is the slickest, smoothest, most refined gentleman you will ever meet. You will never meet his equal in intellect, poise, or suaveness. Known for unknowingly provoking extreme heat and physiological reactions just by being in the vicinity.
Verb: To cause emotional and erotic distress.
Adjective: Something that is so perfect you can't even.
Verb: To cause emotional and erotic distress.
Adjective: Something that is so perfect you can't even.
N. 'That guy is fucking gorgeous. Is that a Haseeb?'
'Obviously, look, he's faultless. Can you feel a subtle hunger growing inside you? Yep. That's the Haseeb effect'
V. 'Don't go Haseebing me, I can't take it. '
V. 'OMG How can you Haseeb me like this. Pls stop. '
A. 'It was so Haseeb I couldn't eat it, I could only instagram that thang and drool. '
'Obviously, look, he's faultless. Can you feel a subtle hunger growing inside you? Yep. That's the Haseeb effect'
V. 'Don't go Haseebing me, I can't take it. '
V. 'OMG How can you Haseeb me like this. Pls stop. '
A. 'It was so Haseeb I couldn't eat it, I could only instagram that thang and drool. '
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Get the Haseeb mug.A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.
"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."
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