Hoggit

An unusually short fatty with hairy feet.

"What Lord of the Rings lacked most was a Hoggit giving table dances in the hobbit pub scene". "A Hoggy Style Hoggit scene sure would have been nice" :)

by Mr Sipka April 22, 2011

Haggot

A girl who only hangs out with gay men. But she likes straight guys. (Kinda. She secretly wants the gay ones.)

Most High School Girls can be called a Haggot.

by hickboy1298 December 18, 2009

HAGGSTER

an old man or woman who coax's children into their lairs by offering them sweet sugary snacks such as worthers than brutally rub their crotch againt their bodies in an attempt to pleasure them selves.

"my god, that old haggster just offered me three worthers to get haggatised by that old slag"

"oh my god i just got haggathised by that old haggster"

"that old haggster man craven just pushed his boner againt my thigh"

by ROB N ZEN January 21, 2007

haggisneeb

a scottish neeb

Jamie Manson is such a haggisneeb

by Joe September 29, 2003

haggis

haggis is in fact a douche, and vice-versa.

"you know guys, it's not called haggis, it's a douche. a douche is a strange meal which consists of pieces of an animal, a sheep i think, cooked in his stomach inside the animal." -Meemo

by Roflcopterist Extraordinaire July 25, 2006

haggis

1. ogre genitals, usually shaven and giving off a very pungent stench and often dripping pus and other grotty liquids.

2. something that is under an ogre's kilt

3.grotty, smelly, pus dripping genitals

that ogre is a bit of allright i wouldn't mind getting some of that haggard haggis.

by pwcca October 20, 2004

haggis

Haggis is a scotsmans bagpipes stuffed with sheeps blood and intestines then baked in the oven for 3 hours.
It tastes great and you will be able to play "God Save The Queen" as you are eating.

Fuck me ! Faharquar, this Haggis tastes like the goats spuds! Its Brilliant aye brrrrrilllliant I say to ye, noo giyass a tune - play god save the queen, aye laddie a toast and a tune to the queen.

Ahhh it could only be better if the english would lead us in a United Kingdom

by dick the perv January 31, 2008