Where someone is a complete and utter n00b but you've overly used the word n00b so therefore they become a HP enis. Also, It's the word Penis merged with HP printers and such. It's like a modern penis, geek etc.
by Leah Roflharris December 18, 2007
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HP:Y FUCK = HOLY FUCK mispelled
HP:Y FUCK = HOLY FUCK mispelled
John: Good gravy! This is a painful experience I am undergoing.
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John: HP:Y FUCK! This is a painful experience I am undergoing.
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John: HP:Y FUCK! This is a painful experience I am undergoing.
by King of the Wurms July 1, 2011
Get the HP:Y FUCK mug.A psychedelic rock band that was active during the sixties, producing several albums. Their work includes "Mobius Trip," perhaps their most popular song, as well as a modest number of bootleg live recordings.
HP Lovecraft is also a bestselling macabre literature autgghor from the earlier days of the 20th century.
HP Lovecraft is also a bestselling macabre literature autgghor from the earlier days of the 20th century.
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
Get the HP Lovecraft mug.It's when any number of HP manufactured equipment fails on a regular basis, and not any amount of service can correct the problem because nothing can fix an HP product.
Ray~"Did my print come out?"
John~"Half of it did..there other half is stuck in the tray."
(whoever is listening) "You got HP'd again"
John~"Half of it did..there other half is stuck in the tray."
(whoever is listening) "You got HP'd again"
by nohj February 3, 2004
Get the HP'd mug.The crappiest computer ever made. It has a tendency to fail miserably at everything. The hard drives don't ever work and often have to be replaced. In the meantime you are required to suffer through the loss of all of you homework that is due the next day and all of the hard work you've put into your graphic design portfolio!
by hateshpcomputers December 23, 2008
Get the HP Pavilion mug.The essence of nerdiness that makes one eligible for membership in the Murray State University Honors Program, or HP. Especially present in the freshman class of 04-05. Marked by an addiction to the HP Forum and a love for hanging out with other HP-ers.
Tyler is the HP king because he has the biggest HP-ness.
After Christmas break, I was really needing some HP-ness.
After Christmas break, I was really needing some HP-ness.
by Shannon March 2, 2005
Get the HP-ness mug.A pretty cool guy with a taste for dolphins. Also, his mother once ate an entire melon with her eyes crossed and her fingers shut. Why HP? Probably because his name is Hugh and then his middle name is Peter.
by Guccinator516 September 1, 2010
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