HP 32SII 

The Scientific Calculator for the elites.

RPN? What? Owned.

AKA. Legalized Cheating

HP 32SII by RPN whore February 22, 2005

HP enis 

Where someone is a complete and utter n00b but you've overly used the word n00b so therefore they become a HP enis. Also, It's the word Penis merged with HP printers and such. It's like a modern penis, geek etc.

OMGZZZ!1!oneoneeleven PETER YOUZ DA BIGGEST N00B EVAR! You HP enis!

HP enis by Leah Roflharris December 18, 2007

HP:Y FUCK 

Due to ungodly lag on a minecraft server "Back in the olden days" it was difficult for some to type. The lag was so unbearable, it was defined by one players words, ITS LIKE A SLIDESHOW!.

HP:Y FUCK = HOLY FUCK mispelled

John: Good gravy! This is a painful experience I am undergoing.

becomes

John: HP:Y FUCK! This is a painful experience I am undergoing.

HP:Y FUCK by King of the Wurms July 1, 2011

HP Lovecraft 

A psychedelic rock band that was active during the sixties, producing several albums. Their work includes "Mobius Trip," perhaps their most popular song, as well as a modest number of bootleg live recordings.

HP Lovecraft is also a bestselling macabre literature autgghor from the earlier days of the 20th century.

HP Lovecraft makes some bizarre music.

HP Lovecraft by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009

HP'd 

It's when any number of HP manufactured equipment fails on a regular basis, and not any amount of service can correct the problem because nothing can fix an HP product.

Ray~"Did my print come out?"
John~"Half of it did..there other half is stuck in the tray."

(whoever is listening) "You got HP'd again"

HP'd by nohj February 3, 2004

HP Pavilion 

The crappiest computer ever made. It has a tendency to fail miserably at everything. The hard drives don't ever work and often have to be replaced. In the meantime you are required to suffer through the loss of all of you homework that is due the next day and all of the hard work you've put into your graphic design portfolio!

I have a frickin hp pavilion, so i just lost a ton of money and 200 hours of work.

HP Pavilion by hateshpcomputers December 23, 2008

HP-ness 

The essence of nerdiness that makes one eligible for membership in the Murray State University Honors Program, or HP. Especially present in the freshman class of 04-05. Marked by an addiction to the HP Forum and a love for hanging out with other HP-ers.

Tyler is the HP king because he has the biggest HP-ness.

After Christmas break, I was really needing some HP-ness.

HP-ness by Shannon March 2, 2005