Hp

Happily pimpin

"Hey, are you single?"

"No I'm Hp right now"
"Oh dang, well call me when your done with that"

by It's.totally_not.lynese October 16, 2021

hp

also can be an abbreviation for the app houseparty

“hey do you want to hp tonite?”
“yeah sure, i’ll talk to you when i’m done with hw”

by weirritatin August 12, 2019

HP

From french: habileté de la pensée. Used in the grading systems across french Canadian schools. used to reference someone's intelligence or a power move using a lot of iq. Often used sarcastically.

Bob: i put a mattress under the window so the girl can get out when my gf gets home
kyle: HP

by Yeetors May 31, 2021

HP

To take a shit.

Comes from "Hans Peter", which is a more correct word for taking a shit

Boys we are going to make a HP.

by Hp Manden April 25, 2023

Hp

Spanish slang for hue puta

Me: hey mom I messed up badly

mom: hp ahora que

by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020

HP

Some one that has a "Hamster Penis." or a micro dick measuring 5in. And below

Man Austins girl friend sure dose love his HP.

by GO egavas VA November 19, 2022

HP

House Party

“wanna hp sometime”

by Jessica Morgan November 19, 2018