1 definition by Leah Roflharris

Where someone is a complete and utter n00b but you've overly used the word n00b so therefore they become a HP enis. Also, It's the word Penis merged with HP printers and such. It's like a modern penis, geek etc.
OMGZZZ!1!oneoneeleven PETER YOUZ DA BIGGEST N00B EVAR! You HP enis!
by Leah Roflharris November 18, 2007
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