Alfred-Hitchcooking

To use a knife to break apart frozen foods prior to cooking, usually in a downward stabbing motion

hey look, he's Alfred-Hitchcooking those frozen carrots!

by jestercat November 20, 2010

a hitchhiker's tickle

When you get a handjob in a car while ridding in the front seat from someone in the back seat.

While Geff was driving home last night, Caleb sat in the back seat and gave him a hitchhiker's tickle.

by Geetar926 September 23, 2013

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

A book. But not just any book, this book is my god.

\"Oh no, not again.\"

by Me April 26, 2005

hootch

Slang term used for any hard liquor, such as whiskey. Most often used when refering to cheap liquor, the kind one might drink from a bottle in a paper bag.

" I want to get drunk off my ass tonight. Pass me that bottle of hootch! "

by WDG April 8, 2005

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The single most quoted book series of UrbanDictionary.com.

"If The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was the president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

hitchhike

To stand on the side of the road and put your thumb up, in hope that someone will give you a free ride to wherever you need to go.

I once had to hitchhike when my car broke down.

by Jnelsonmarka October 1, 2006

Bitches Before Hitches

When your girlfriends win out over your spouse. Holla!

Listen, hubby, I may have said "I do", but she's my bo. She's right, you're wrong and I got her back. Bitches before hitches, aight? Now step off!

by hyoung23 February 27, 2011