A hair fetish is having the need for the object of one's affections to have a special type, colour, style, etc; of hair in order to be found attractive. This fetish is not exclusive to guys, as many girls find guy's hair to be a major turn-on.
~Example of hair fetish~
Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"
Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."
(sees guy with awesome hair)
"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"
Alexan: "..."
Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"
Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."
(sees guy with awesome hair)
"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"
Alexan: "..."
by Figure.10 May 26, 2009
Get the Hair Fetish mug.This expression is akin to "Woke up on the wrong side of the bed" or "Who pissed in your Cheerios?" To have a "hair" across ones ass means to be overly sensitive to irritation. Usually one who over-reacts to a situtation because there is already an issue afflicting them.
What do you have a hair across your ass about?" "Bob is usually an easy going fella but today it would seem he has a hair across his ass
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Bob: "How was your date last night?"
Bill: "Good, other than every time Sally moved her head, hair crumbs flew off."
Bob: "Ditch her, bro."
Bill: "Good, other than every time Sally moved her head, hair crumbs flew off."
Bob: "Ditch her, bro."
by JefreeStar January 20, 2009
Get the hair crumbs mug.A hair softening and straightening product. Usually a "leave-in liquid", this product is designed with no petrolatum products and only natural oils to soften hair from the follicle to (often split) ends. Designed for African-Americans, it is also an excellent facial hair conditioner for anyone with rough beard or facial hair. The fragrance is mild and pleasant. It is not greasy, and although it will wash off of your hands quite easily, it's effects do not wash off during showering or normal washing. It was effective on a neglected beard with split ends and a high degree of product abuse which made the hairs dry and brittle.
I couldn't find facial hair conditioner so I tried Hair Mayonnaise. Best stuff ever, and I'm soft as ever.
by PyroLogiK January 13, 2008
Get the hair mayonnaise mug.The act of ejaculating into someone's hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. Its natural proteins work to strengthen her jizzy locks.
"Ugh. I hate my hair. It's so frizzy and unmanageable. I just can't do anything with it."
"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"
"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"
by Glittercup May 7, 2015
Get the hair cumditioning mug.Hair loopies, a hairstyle typically worn by people of the Southern Water Tribe, and the Northern Water Tribe.
The term refers to the trend of Water Tribe women to wear two loops in their hair and connecting it to a bun at the back of their hair
The term refers to the trend of Water Tribe women to wear two loops in their hair and connecting it to a bun at the back of their hair
I feel like I've lost part of my identity. Imagine if you lost your arrow, or Katara lost her hair loopies.
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