guacho

1. vulgar name used in Mexico to name a soldier.

El es un guacho (talking about to a military man)
He's a guacho.

by Galguera August 27, 2006

Guiche Licker

Pronounced "Gooche". The Area Between a man's ass hole and his nut sack.

Elton John Is A Fuckin' Guiche Licker

by Logan Rossignol May 20, 2007

Gunch

Gamer hunch

damn i'm gunching hard as fuck right now, I need to fix my posture.

by cum bastard July 28, 2021

Gulch Hole

A special type of asshole that is created by being infected by the Gulch Holus disease. Seeing a Gulch Hole will immediately kill you. It can appear on any part of the body, possibly as a replacement of one's original anus.

Person 1: "Hey, check this out!"

Person 2: "HOLY SHIT A FUCKIN' GULCH HOLE!"

*Person 2 dies*

by D.M.R. Wood October 8, 2008

gunchy

1.(n.)A good ole boy, mainly southern, who knows what to say and what to do on every subject. One who loves drinking Captain Morgan. One who likes dancing with dogs and cooking noodles.

Hey Roger, you know that R.J. is just a Gunchy.

by Drew Wilson February 11, 2006

Guiche

A smelly, patch of dirty, hairy skin that is between the nut sack and the shit-hole.

My guiche got pierced with a dirty, rusty needle.

by Richard Longwood July 12, 2004

Gunch

Gunch, a indivdual performing the action of "shitting" and "cumming" at the same time, or meaning in general "shit and cum".

Guy 1: Bro I think I might gunch soon.
Guy 2: Bro I'm gunching right now!
Guy 3: Bro there's gunch everywhere!
Guy 4: Ahhhhh i just gunched so hard.
Guy 5: Bro you're a fucking piece of gunch

by The Gunch August 19, 2020