brown guff

a term that is used for talking about cum.

ye m8! i brown guffed all ova her!

by EggyStoner March 30, 2005

Granny guff

- The smell old ladies leave behind after having a wee in public conveniences.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.

Little girl eww, what's that smell mum? Has someone had a poo in there?

mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.

by kingledreamer345 November 21, 2011

cum guff

A fart or burp containing a gentleman's semen

Adam had been enjoying an evening of cottaging when he let rip a massive cum guff

by Biggest Boy ever June 20, 2017

puff guff

Vaginal flatulence; gentle, bubbly, and hilariously extended sound emanating from a (most probably) posh, set of fanny flaps. She retains eye contact throughout. The glorious noise resembles a trumpet nonchalantly bugling underwater through a dense layer of seaweed.

Dude, I headed down south on this poshy washy, and she gave me a face full of puff guff...

by StripedSocks June 8, 2019

burly guff

A disfiguring skin condition, for example, oozing sores or a horrible rash.

What’s that on your face? Have you got the burly guff?
He came back from his hike in the woods last week with the burly guff.

by speechpath August 18, 2019

Gucci Guff

Gucci guff is awesome and likes to drink hot dog water.Gucci guff is loyal to friends and is a great bestie.Gucci guff got your back all the time doe.

Random person:Hey Gucci guff
Gucci guff:Hey What’s up homie 😎
Random person:Let’s play minecraft

Gucci guff:bet

by Hotdogwatter February 3, 2021

"no guff"

means.... "no shit dick tracy... are you a loser not to know that"

one: madonna is a whore
two: yeah... "no guff".

by oneleggedracer April 23, 2006