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Groin Nectar

The Stew of Juices. A.K.A spooge, jizz, ejaculate, semen, sperm, or knuckle children.
Hey there girl you look thirsty? You look like you could use a freshly jerked glass of groin nectar.
by Dennis Vignola, Paul deMont November 22, 2009
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groin grenade

1) Refers to the potential excitement that can arise from a man once he realizes that he's going to get laid. Once the 'pin is pulled' by a significant other, sexual intercourse involving the man is imminent.
Things were getting hot and heavy in the car. But once she unzipped my pants, she pulled the pin on my groin grenade.
by KakashiBallZ June 16, 2008
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Groin Game

Groin Game is a sport often played on buses and trains where two combatants (or Gladiators) face each other sitting down, and attempt to either hold their opponents legs open at at least a 60 degree angle (playing from the inside) or pin their opponents legs together for 3 seconds (playing from the outside). An adjucator is present to preside over the match. There are currently 2 weight divisions, Chodeweight and Banterweight. The sport was invented by Guus van Grunt, a Flemish nobleman, in Groningen, Netherlands in 1782. It is currently most popular in London, England on public transport.
Omar: Hey, let's play Groin Game!
Unsuspecting Female: Help! Rape!
by Vlad-the-Impaler February 16, 2012
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groin gravy

Noun. The vaginal discharge of blood produced by the uterus on a montly basis during a woman's reproductve years; menstrual blood (Army usage, circa 1985)
I wanted to fuck her, but she was on the rag and I didn't want to get my cock covered with groin gravy.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
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groinal

Pertaining to the groin, or being like the groin.
Link from "The Legend of Zelda" looks really groinal, you know?
by Sammich February 8, 2003
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groinal squish

A term used in wrestling and military endurance training. Facing away from your oponant who might be up against a wall you back heel kick the groin specifically the bulge in his pants. In extreme jock to jock fighting it is not uncommon to have the nuts wasted and the cock hammered flat into the abdoman. See www.jockstomp.com for similar consenting jock to jock foot to crotch contact.
The consequences of continually being bronco kicked resulted in a complete groinal squish with no future posibility for baby making.
by Mar Wo January 23, 2008
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Grimacing Grint

A fool who has lost complete control of the situation, and is well aware that his Goose has been cooked - yet is powerless to change the enevitable.
He drank 4 Pints and 7 Jaeger Bombs last night, and now he's in work, that boy is a proper Grimacing Grint.
by Andross 1978 December 22, 2008
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