grafting

obvious unsuccessful flirting

Ricardo was grafting on Alexis yesterday and it was so funny!! Too bad it's never going to happen.

by laursmilez August 26, 2015

grafto

A ginger haired emo which likes to get involved with his friends, relationships.

Often comes with a large head and a skate board. Tries to be random in a desperate attempt to be funny.

Random person: Look there a ginger haired guy trying to talk to my girlfriend(s).

The grafto: I'm a skater boy! I can say random things and like emo music.

A dobby: OH look there's a grafto, I need to make him my friend.

by Dobby123 August 10, 2007

Grefts

The cream cheese that accumulates underneath a black man's balls.(Multiple Times)

Used as an entry for applications or as a spread for Rahknar's Bread.

Chipstrada, how many grefts are required to submit an application to Manifest Destiny?

by Xannicus January 31, 2008

GROFL

Grinding rolling on floor laughing

I just wanna GROFL on him so bad

by yomommabasic March 10, 2015

groffy

That first cup of coffee in the morning when one's eyes are still crusty and have not yet fully opened up to the world. Derived from the words "coffee" and "groggy" and experienced by millions of people worldwide everyday.

I seriously needed my groffy before i started listening to my boss's bullshit this morning.

by Joey Rodgers January 12, 2006

gooftroop

Someone who is just an extreme goofster, someone who plays the bluegrass banjo

"Did you see Brian G. today?"-Steph
"Yeah, he is a total gooftroop"-Cam

by SandylovesBrianG. November 12, 2007

graft

To graft is to make an obvious, concerted, prolonged effort to make out with and/or have sex with a girl, usually without success

Dude #1: Did you bang that girl? I saw you grafting on her all night bro

Dude #2: Nope, she wasn't having any of it :(

by ofrichmahogany November 16, 2010