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gordoning

1. (v) When someone comes into your place of work or study and distracts you or otherwise wastes your time, preventing you from accomplishing things or doing work

2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.
Dude, will you stop gordoning me? I'm trying to study for my Linear Algebra exam.

He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.
by Quixote_ August 13, 2016
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Benjamin Edward Gordon

Benjamin Edward Gordon also shortened to Ben Ed or even chuckles mcgordon if you know what I mean

Gives off serious Sagittarius energy....
I wish I could be Benjamin Edward Gordon
Girl 1: oh hey Ben!
*ben doesn’t bat an eyelid while he scuttles past spewing unidentifiable liquid.
People wish they could have Ben’s elegance.
by Typical Gemini March 31, 2021
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Flash Gordon

Ah-aaaaaaaaahhh!!

Savior of the Universe.
King of the impossible!
Terminator X uses a sample of "Flash Gordon" at the beginning of the song "Terminator X To The Edge Of Panic"
by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003
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Grado

Also one the famous headphone manufacturer.
Their products including SR-60 SR-80 SR-125 SR-225 SR-325 RS-2 RS-1.
They are in cooperative with the Alessandro Lab making their own ones like the well-known M1, M2 and M-Pro.
Alessandro M1 has a less sense of spatiality due to its open-to-air design.
by b4283 July 9, 2004
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gordon brown

A lying, stealing bastard who inflicted misery on millions of British citizens, by destroying pensions, business, over-taxing, over-borrowing and generally fucking up the economy he inherited in May 1997.
Gordon Brown, assinated in May 2004 on HM The Queen's orders.
Ending Widows Benefit, means testing benefits, raising taxes. The Anti-Robin Hood: Brown steals from everybody then gives to the rich.
by Gremlin February 11, 2005
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mike gordon

A talented bassist, composer, and writer, most famous for his career as bassist for the excellent and celebrated band Phish. After the band's breakup in 2004, Mike entered into a collaboration with guitar legend Leo Kottke, resulting in their exploratory album, Clone, and a limited tour. Mike also appeared several times with the Benevento-Russo Duo. In 2005, he rebanded with Leo to produce a second album, Sixty Six Steps, and the two again toured.

Mike's Phish-era solo work includes the psychoanalytic Inside In, which he produced during the Hiatus. He was also the author of Mike's Corner, a column which appeared regularly in the band's publication, the Doniac-Schvice, and also on the Phish website through July of 2003. The column was adapted into a book of short stories of the same name, with illustrations by Mike's then-fiancee, Priscilla Foster. A film maker all his life, Mike has produced an independent film, Outside Out, among others; he also directed Phish's one and only music video, Down With Disease.

Mike Gordon, now in his early forties, lives in Vermont.

See also Cactus, Phish, and Mike's Groove
by annie November 9, 2005
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Gordon

Did you see the bulge in his pants?! He's such a Gordon.
by Carlyiswanderlust June 27, 2016
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