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Groarke

To be spoken in a high-pitched, squeaky tone - can be used to express the following phrases:

"Coffee"
"I like coffee"
"I am going to make the coffee"
"Just make the fucking coffee"
"I've had too much coffee!"

And variations thereupon...

Ideal for the office environment
Person A: "Groarke!!!!!"

Person B: "Groarke indeed!" *Goes to the kitchen to make coffee"

Person B: *Puts down the coffee on the table* "Groarke!"

Person A: "Groarke!"

*Coffee is enjoyed*
by ---Left_Unfinished--- February 5, 2014
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groady

A combination of gross and toad...like a gross toad
Diana's hair is so groady.
by Kevin kev kev March 19, 2008
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Related Words
groat groady Groan Groak groaner groad Groated groa groach groaker

Groaner

A state of extreme excitement which occurs when a female encounters a nonsexual object that she feels an uncontrollable urge to acquire.

This occurance is similar to the experiences of many teenage boys who are completely out of control of their pup tents.

Groaner originates from a combination of the words "girl" and "boner."

Related synonym: Shopgasm
Chelsea: OMG! Those shoes are the shiz!

Rhonda: I don't know, they're okay.

Chelsea: Are you kidding? They're the most perfect pair of shoes ever! I totally got a groaner.
by A Blasy June 14, 2008
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groading

Taking the piss (UK version) out of a groad - ie a "fat chick" - in a public forum.
Pep gave Elora a groading in SC2 the other day.

Those Ladies Who Lunch (Too Much) deserve every groading they get.
by Pserendipity July 28, 2011
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groan tube

when you blow air into a womens vag during oral sex, and then letting the gust of air hit you on the way out of her vag, and then the partner takes a big wiff of the love it and goes back in for more.
by Who's your boss?! January 3, 2011
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groaning pains

Most specifically pointed at the older & aging generation upon more frequent and recurring joint and muscle pain. Unlike kids “growing pains” which refer to aches and pains associated with bone, joint and muscle growth.
Typically occurs during the morning hours, within and post exercise and with more prolonged duration.
“Man, these groaning pains are killing me today, even 4 days after my workout”

“My knuckle joints are really firing on groaning pains this morning”
by deckfilma40 February 18, 2009
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Groady

(Grow-dee) Adj./N.-used to describe one who is usually but not always overweight,smelly,and possibly sports a windbreaker tracksuit occasionally accompanied by a handlebar moustache,someone a true lady would never be caught dead conversing with
Ew check out that guy,he is completely groady!

Did you sleep with that groady guy that works at chick-fil-a?
by LadySarah December 16, 2009
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