greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.

"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"

by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012

graisin

1. A snack food specifically for grazing

2. Small bites meant for snacking rather than as a precursor to a main meal

3. A snack

4. A person who has snacks instead of meals

5. What you eat when you have the munchies.

They served graisins at the event the other day.

I had chips and guacamole for my graisin this afternoon.

She was so lazy she only had graisins during the school year.

by G. Raisin April 30, 2014

greasing the salamander

The act of rubbing sun screen or sun tan oil on a fat person.

He takes off his shirt and has his wife greasing the salamander before they hit the wave pool.

by The Speedbag March 5, 2016

griesinger

Someone who is abnormally short for their age.

Man that teacher is like a griesinger

by Wafful June 2, 2016

Greasing the Trombone

Purposely putting far too much lub on one's penis

He was greasing the trombone before pounding my pussy last night.

by ugnsriket September 13, 2016

Greasing the cat

The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.

Dude, it's so hot out, I think the Devil himself would be greasing the cat right now!

by TOVERDORF June 14, 2017

graesan

A gay person who likes Mature games and horror movies. He's also very silly and makes sex-related things.

Wow! he is such a Graesan!
Yah! He's so gay! weird gay

by GrandpaJodeew November 14, 2017