Definitions by TOVERDORF

Greasing the cat 

The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.

Dude, it's so hot out, I think the Devil himself would be greasing the cat right now!

Greasing the cat by TOVERDORF June 14, 2017