Goobing

Searching for the end of the internet using both Google and Bing.

I've been Goobing all day trying to find the end of the internet.

by Landho June 24, 2009

The Growing Pains Paradox

This is when you find yourself staying up late to do something that seems like a good idea at the time, but you regret it in the morning. Most commonly this occurs during television watching.

Commedian Jim Gaffigan has brought this issue to light during his stand up routines. In particular, Gaffigan goes into detail about staying up late to watch a Growing Pains marathon. This seems like a great idea at the time, but upon waking up...Growing Pains wasn't such a good idea afterall.

So essentially The Growing Pains Paradox is staying up late for anything that seems like a good idea in the evening. However, due to the lack of sleep you regret the decision in the morning.

"Uggh, why did I stay up last night watching a marathon of Ninja Warrior? I hate The Growing Pains Paradox!"

by Danger33 May 9, 2009

goosing it

To frolic around acting silly. Possibly touching an erected or flacid member.

Look at those guys goosing it, they are slapping Brad's penis. That looks fun. I want to goose it.

One time I was goosing it, and I got expelled from Chadwick for sexual harrassment.

by Brian and John July 24, 2008

gooding g

Gooding g is the ultimate title held by the most legendary and awesome person.

ThunderGodHD is the gooding g.

by ThunderGodHD August 19, 2017

Growing Pains

When you shave your pubic hair and it grows back, the sharp stubble growing is painful.

I now regret shaving my grundle, I got some serious Growing Pains down there.

by Scotty Beatnut August 17, 2008

Skibidi Gooning

The act of ChrisChanMaxxing so hard that you exhibit high enough levels of skibidi rizz to achieve a transcendental level of goonint

“Woah man! Your skibidi rizz is off the charts! You must be skibidi gooning!”

by Lvdcyeee October 29, 2023

Growing Antlers

Term related to Antlers, The Thumb Wave, or Fluffing, Growing Antlers is becoming standard sexual practice in the fields of pornography and commercial theater casting. One chick on her knees working two standing guy's cocks. Smiling at the camera.

Too bad you didn't come along Brandon... This chick was into Growing Antlers. Maybe I shoulda called Tuan.

by Hexicon January 6, 2007