Gladys 'Jose-Finale' Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gladys 'Jose-Finale' Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Gladys "osepohinaluliye" Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gladys "osepohinaluliye" Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Gladys Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gladys Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Gladstone Geyser

When you have a female fill her mouth with diet coke and pop a mentos right before fellatio.

Dude she gave me a Gladstone Geyser last night, I had to call a cleaning company to handle the mess, but it was so worth it!

by Mahogany Mauler August 11, 2025

Gladstone Geyser

When you have a female fill her mouth with diet coke and pop a mentos right before fellatio

Dude she gave me a gladstone geyser last night, it was incredible but I had to call a cleaning company to handle the mess. So worth it though.

by Mahogany Mauler August 11, 2025

Glagos

Glagos means water. For instance someone could ask “can I have the Glagos” and that would mean can I have some nice fresh water please! Also in the sense of “can I have the Glagos dispenser please”, meaning either a water bottle, a water jug or another water carrying device.

Do you have any Glagos?

by Dubstepball November 3, 2025

Gladslapper

A Gladslapper is an insincere, socially fake person who generally acts happy to see everyone while patting them on the shoulder upon arrival; an inauthentic, passive aggressive dimwit who refuses to manage themselves emotionally acting without earnestness.

That gladslapper always seems happy to see me in person until I hear about the shit talking behind my back.

by Messilike November 30, 2025