Garfunkel

1(noun). A word meaning every swear word or racial slur at once.

2(verb). To trick, deceive, confuse, mislead, or to utterly violate someone.

(noun) “You piece of Garfunkel!”
(verb) “That guy just garfunkelled the hell out of {name}

by iHeartMilfs303 August 16, 2022

kerfunkle

When you do something you obviously weren't supposed to do.

I did a kerfunkle trying to explode the pizza.

by kerfunkular November 7, 2022

gerfrundle

Smt that confuses us
What does it mean??

Gerfrundle. A grumbling fumble

by TheLemonadeRatKing December 20, 2022

Grunkle

A slang for being a gay submissive middle aged man in the United states of America.

Oh yeah my dad is grunkle he also plays roblox

by snifetter January 2, 2023

Garfunkeled

When your friend leaves you because he's rich and famous and you're not. Coined by Stephan Pastis

Pig: "You mean I'll be Garfunkeled?"
Rat: "Yes, and I will not be your bridge over troubled waters."

by IntergalactalEnergy August 1, 2023

kerfunklefluff

When a sporting team always fails to win, even if they are leading or playing better than their opposition.

The team’s performance was a complete kerfunklefluff.

by FunkyFlamingoWizard May 13, 2023

Garfunkeling

The act of looking at your muscles, and posing to highlight your muscle in the mirror, in a very gay way. Most gym bros suffer from garunkeling too much.

“Rafi stop garfunkeling in the bathroom mirror!!!”

by StoogeNumber3 June 18, 2023