Garfield slop

When you paint yourself orange and suck your dick in a kitty pool of lasagna

Last night I gave myself the Garfield slop

by Pedo man123333 November 30, 2019

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Garfield Gambit

Fucking a cat under the table while playing a risky move in chess

Someone noticed me playing the Garfield Gambit in the tournament

by The garf December 02, 2018

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Garfield Lasagna

When you bake a steaming hot pan of Lasagna and fuck your cat while eating the whole thing

Jon: It's Monday Garfield! Time for your Garfield Lasagna!

Garfield: This is why I hate Mondays

by BoppinaHooker69 May 13, 2022

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Andrew Garfield

The most perfect, most cynical human being to ever grace your television screen.

Jewnicorn. He shares a bed with Jesse Eisenberg but is unfortunately in denial of such.

He plays the role of Eduardo Saverin in The Social Network in which a lot of sexual tension is held between he and Eisenberg.

Andrew Garfield is a babe.

by thescienceofseduction March 13, 2011

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Andrew Garfield

Very talented British actor who played a guy called Tom in Sugar Rush (which was well funny btw) VANESSAAAAA!! Will become very popular soon due to him being cast as Peter Parker/Spiderman in the new Spiderman re-boot. His other name is THE GRAVIY MAN due to his hair defying gravity (like the song from Wicked). The gravity man is cool!

Hey, you know that Andrew Garfield fella?
Errrrr.....no
C'mon you gotta know who I'm talkin 'bout
Hmmm.....
Also known as the gravity man
OH YEAH! He's so cool
Finally you get it!

by masked-moonlight August 15, 2010

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