Legend says that the Aztec tribe worshiped the sheer size of this mutha fucka’s cock. Thou who darith to suckith of hath penis yields an eternity of punishment and torcher. Some faggits jack off to this mans because he so Fuggin horny in his ass. His body count is more than the GDP of all of North America. When he walks in the room the essence of his massive shlong is known to cause blindness, deafness, heart attacks, erectile dysfunctions, life threateningly high amounts of hormones, herpes disease, brain damage, COVID-19, and pleasure. Ahhhhh it’s Gabe worry not a bit more little nigga!!
“Gabe is Enough said”
by Jaquan’s Glock November 23, 2021
Get the Gabemug. Gabe thinks that he is not a very good person and doesn't see himself as others do. He is sweet and quiet, he is very modest and always appropriate. He is a great guy and has a stunning personality. If you know a Gabe, know that he is probably the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Gabe is so loveable that it is hard to not like him. He thinks he has no friends but has more than can be imagined.
by A. B. March 27, 2020
Get the Gabemug. 
Get the Gabemug. Gabe is the sweetest boy in the whole world! He will make you feel eternally special and treat you better than anyone else! When you meet him you’ll be taken aback by how handsome he is and you’ll fall in love with his smile! You’ll wonder where he has been your whole life! Eternally gentle and sentimental he takes joy in the little things! He means the world to you and you mean the world to him! His face lights up when you see him and he melts your heart completely! You will never be as lucky as someone who has a boyfriend named Gabe!
by Salad <3 January 14, 2023
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