Splunted off the Gaff

Extremely stoned; high on Grand Daddy Purp; greened-out

I smoked a whole blunt to myself and now I’m absolutely splunted off the gaff.

by owowman November 10, 2025

Pigeon Your Gaff

To throw pigeons at ones Gaff (house)

I'm going to pigeon your Gaff!!!

by Memez420710 May 2, 2019

Gaff

A house or home that is usually inhabited by youth that love to party. The Gaff usually hosts many gatherings and parties that result in heavy structural damage.

Did you hear about the Halloween party at the Gaff? Apparently it's going to be mental!

by Doss17 October 31, 2022

Up The Gaff

When a girl is on her period

Did you hear about Abi, she’s Up The Gaff

by Donald_Duk April 12, 2020

gaff

If someone’s having a gaff. They’re having a house party.

A party at someone’s house/flat/apartment

“Jay is having a gaff, you coming?”

by PolarGear May 13, 2020

Gaff

Used in Scotland for a party.

That gaff last night was pure mental

by HagisAh April 6, 2020

gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.

Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police

by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023