fucksicle

A frozen treat made of semen and vaginal juices.

Seller: Get your fucksicles, get your fucksicles here! Made from the finest fucks!

by Fucksicle Seller May 8, 2008

fucktional

--adjective
1. To be able to take part in sexual activity following a period of time where one could not due to medical or personal issues.

2. To serve a purpose related to sex.

Following the birth of their son, Bill hoped his wife would be fucktional again sooner than she was for the birth of their daughter when he went four months without sex.

by quazy_quisp September 30, 2009

fucktocracy

Refers to a group with disproportionate power and influence over society. Synonymous with Plutocracy

Joe - "Another Bush in the White House? That's the third one!"

Alex - "Yeah, I know. I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of being screwed by the fucktocracy that is the Bush clan."

by knowmaddd April 10, 2011

fuckstick

A word meaning complete idiot. Sometimes said when someone is really pissing you off.

What are you?... You're a fuckstick!

Shut your fucking face ya fuckstick!

For fuck sake... fuck off you fucking fuckstick!

by Ernie January 26, 2005

fuckstick

1. A hard cock
2. A douchebag who brags about how they're good at everything when actually they suck at life in general
3. A generic term used for someone that is a dumbass

What a fuckstick, Clinton is so damn stupid he could fuck up a wet dream.

by The Huds April 11, 2007

fuckstick

a person who knowingly or unknowingly tries (or does)to screw up a situation or creates a meltdown causing grief for himself and others around him.

John,that fuckstick,never put the money in my account,causing my check to the courthouse to bounce.

You crashed my car?You're a real fuckstick!

by dave the conehead February 26, 2008

Fuckstickery

A way of expressing your whinny ways. One of the lowest of lows and makes for an excellent insult.

I will express my disappointment in myself by way of a rampant display of fuckstickery.

by Liopleurodon July 3, 2009