American Football

An excellent indie rock/emo band from the 1990s, fronted by Mike Kinsella (of Owen).

Stephen: "My favorite emo band? Definitely I Hate Myself."

Bob Nastanovich: "No way, dude. American Football takes the cake."

by entrancetheory April 22, 2013

football seasoning

n. A certain uniquely attractive flavor that football adds to the autumn.
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Man, the atmosphere around here is dead gruesome. The world is bland ... bland I tell you!

Wait until next week. That is when the football seasoning is going to spice up your life.

by gnostic1 September 8, 2011

monkey fuckin' a football

a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition

*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football

by bogart March 10, 2005

Footballcondor

A sweaty rainbow six siege cunt and YouTuber and twitch streamer

Your such a Footballcondor

by 69 her August 3, 2020

Obscure Footballers

A game where you try and name them most random but slightly famous player. The mst obscure wins.

Lets play obscure footballers!
"OK, Nadir Belhadj"
"Tony Hibbert"
"Nigel Quashie"
etc.

by jakrooster January 15, 2010

local football

Sexually loose girl.

A girl easy and available to fuck by everyone around.

My friend’s been dealing with the local football recently. Is he really that desperate

by Enhanced mentality11 June 11, 2018

American Football House

The house located on 704 W High St in Urbana, Illinois that was pictured on the cover of midwest emo band American Football’s 1999 eponymous debut album. Being the only image attached to the band for years, it has become something of a meme within indie/emo circles. Any trve emo enjoyer must make a pilgrimage to the house at some point in their life.

American Football Fan #1: Are we ever gonna make our pilgrimage to the American Football House?

American Football Fan #2: Let’s drive down there over spring break, there’s gonna be a house show and party.

by donaman March 27, 2022