fondle fuck

A form of sex when two (or more) people fondle so profusely it is considered sex (i.e. fucking).

Usually preformed in the presence of friends at a social activity when actual sex isn't an option.

Alternative to making out.

Dude, did you see Spencer last night? He was sitting there fondle fucking Stacie during the whole movie.

by ImSpartacus September 15, 2007

Club Fondren

<proper noun> The colloquial name used by Rice Students in reference to Fondren Library, the University's primary library

"I am going to party all night at Club Fondren because I have three midterms next week."

by B. Henderson September 28, 2006

turd fondler

1.one who inserts their hand into another's anus.
2. a homosexual man.
3. an idiot or jackass.

That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.

by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

fondant

A sugary substance resebling cookie dough. Mainly used in the cake making or pastry world.

this fondant tastes and looks delicious

by Pasha Stookie March 27, 2005

Space Dock Fondue

A variation on the classic "Space Dock", generally reserved for party situations. Here, one female is chosen to serve as the "fondue pot." One male, who has taken a gentle laxative, shits watery diarrhea into the woman's vagina, thus filling the "space dock fondue pot." Next, each man at the party takes turn in dipping his hard pole into the fondue pot, coverinig it with shit. Finally, each man's partner licks the feces off his shit-encrusted cock, as if it were a chocolate covered banana.

Guy 1: Hey guys, this party is boring, want to play some Jenga??

Guy 2: Hell no, that game sucks. I have to take a big, liquid shit. How about I fill up Suzi's cunt with my ass juice and we have a space dock fondue party?

Guy 1: Now why in hell didn't I think of that?? You're right, Jenga does suck.

by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell September 18, 2008

fern fondler

a different word for tree hugger

dude, look at those hippie chicks, they're such fern fondlers

by lindsayellen April 2, 2007

frat fondue

a mixture of alcoholic beverages that frat boys and other partyers will either ladle into a plastic cup to chug or dip something into as a practical joke and make either a pledge or a completely wasted person consume

Hey this party's frat fondue isn't bad for a mix of shitty drinks.

I'm gonna get that new kid so bad with Steve's frat fondue!

by samg3 September 7, 2010