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fintech dipshitery

The act of being a completely naive dipshit in the fintech industry, going to great lengths to garner large audiences to witness your public swan dive . Performing and engaging in activities that only an incompetent and overly-confident moron would. Results in jaw dropping mistakes that cause your audience to feel second-hand embarrassment, this feeling can become an addiction, now only following you because they too are FinTech Dipshits, virtue signaling, or they are aroused by watching you wage jihad on your own credibility, ie. calling yourself an influencer or thought leader, virtue signaling, representing surveys as data/research, buzzwords out of context, insulting your own audience, fear mongering, click bait, intentional hypocrisy. and basically destroying everything in their path until ALL are stupider for having breathed their air, we now live in a paradox, Dipshitery becomes widespread & causes collective intelligence to decline, making dipshitery the new normal. Brainwashed, they fall in love with the system & propagate the Dipshitery, accelerating the cycle until the entire herd is compromised. The decline can only be seen (and hopefully someday cured) with the use of highly suspect, and wildly sophisticated mechanisms that are so new & innovative they are yet unproven in scientific circles, these include: truth, facts, data, math, not being a dipshit, or having an original thought.
Did you see the article they wrote, it was filled with FinTech Dipshitery. I have never seen someone who knows less about what they are talking about, everything they said was complete fintech dipshitery.
by FinTech Cowboy July 15, 2021
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Finite Universe

An extremely hypermassive globular cluster of galaxies floating in an infinite empty dark void known as Chaos.
Beyond the finite universe could be an infinite empty dark void full of other universes like it (the multiverse) and blackholes from dead universes.
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 5, 2022
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Fino

Facebooker in name only. A person who has a Facebook account but more than never interacts w anybody
There this girl I know, Erica, who can best be described as a fino. I'm also a twitterino.
by Sexydimma October 26, 2022
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dirty fintan

Dirty Fintan, also known as Filthy Fintan is a phrase used to describe the action of slugging back a Pint if vinegar and slapping your wife across the face with your cock
Did you not see, Mina got a right dirty fintan at Chris’s New Years party!
by Orphanslayer69 April 18, 2020
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Update my finsta

A group of 20 something year old idiots who use this phrase to say they are going number 2 .
"Aww man that taco bell went right through me, I gotta go update my finsta!"
by Updatefinsta August 24, 2019
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The centre of the finite universe

The single point (singularity), in the infinite empty dark void, 'Chaos' from which came The Big Bang; also whence the finite universe (a hyper-massive galaxy cluster, in Chaos) was born and spread.
'Some say that The Big Bang created a blackhole at the centre of the finite universe, which all the galaxies inside it orbit.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 11, 2022
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