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Frosted Flaker

A bro (Jorge C.) who texts/calls you to hang out and makes plans with multiple people, including non bros (girls), to the same event, only to call/text last minute to scratch the event and bail to go hang out with his "Girl", thus breaking the sacred, Bro's before Hoe's" code of men.
3. Jorge-" Julio, you want to play some beerpong tonight and kick it with some girls?"

Julio-"Yeah bro! I'll call the girls and let them know to come over and play, I,m on my way to the house!"

Jorge-"Oh wait, never mind, cancel tonight, I gotta go kick it with my lady friend!"

Julio-" Wow, Dude you're being a Frosted Flaker on us....again!"

Julio-" Hey Kristi, I guess tonights not going down, Jorge decided to be a double Frosted Flaker and eat an entire box, Costco size of Frosted Flakes!"
by BetaBro184 February 24, 2011
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40 yard faker

A phrase given to a girl or woman who looks very attractive from a distance only to turn out butt ass ugly up close.
Guy 1: Bro that waitress last night was a 40 yard faker!

Guy 2: really?

Guy 1: yea i was like, "damn she's hot" until she came up and asked us for our order.
by PowerKing March 30, 2011
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Fakery

When you look in a bakery case filled with spectacular looking desserts no one could resist , only to find when you taste them there is no flavor. Usually found in diners with baking on the premises.
I blew 1,000 calories on a cream filled pie from the Fakery case in that all night diner in town !
by susabar August 9, 2010
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Flaker Chaser

One who actively pursues a flakey women or man.

Flakey women or men, are individuals that wish they could have their former relationship back and intact with their former lover. Unfortunetly, this is just wishful thinking because they're shallow douche bags and therefore impede their ability to move forward with their lives.
Sally, I feel like a Flaker Chaser when you reject my unwanted sexual advances or longing to have a meaningful, albeit sexual relationship with you
by Mukatsuku September 5, 2010
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faker

when someone pretends to like you because they feel bad
P#1: that guy still likes her
P#2: IKR, he is just faking
p#1: yeah he's a faker
by halo lowis September 15, 2022
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Hack Faker

A posting on facebook stating that your account has been hacked and by whom, when in actuality you yourself has posted this in order to explain why you did or said something idiotic that too many people have seen to take back or lie your way out of.
duder 1: (Attached link of bon jovi death) I recieved this from my local news station.

duder 2: Wow thats sad. I miss that fag.

(After 300 responses of sadness and gay jokes)

duder 2: You fucking liar. This is bullshit!

(duder 1 feels stupid - decides to be hack faker)

duder 1: Hacked
Love ya mom.

duder 2: Hacked my ass, you keep fucking lying.

duder 1: Wasn't me, that was my mom, I blocked her from my page, bitch is crazy.
by Umyslowly December 26, 2011
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flaker

Hi, my name is _______ and I'm a FLAker!
by jaaseee May 28, 2010
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