FasterPacer

The best Call of Duty player known to man. He has a GIANT Dick and gets all the bitches. He's also a sexy as papi chulo.

Girl 1: Is that FasterPacer over there?
Girl 2: Yea, I just lost my virginity to him.

by Papi Chulo Cum January 3, 2019

Festers Quest

Festers Quest is when you shave your head bald, dress In your grandmothers coat and get a gun then start venturing into the wilderness searching for a pile of shit because that's what the game is.

"Bro, Festers Quest is the worst!"

"Honestly I wish I never got this piece of shit game"

by Ninja Master 123 June 9, 2019

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)

I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch

by Lil Mitch LOL November 22, 2020

festerbath

A bathtub full of blood, boiled cum, and insects for those who misbehave.

You and me later, writhing in the festerbath

by Chello69 May 24, 2023

Reverse Fester

When you insert a lightbulb into your anus and then lick a 9 volt battery in order to illuminate the bulb.

It wasn't until I discovered the Reverse Fester that I began to appreciate the findings of Ben Franklin.

by AKelley29 June 13, 2019

Uncle Fester's Nightstand

Step #1 person one lies down on the ground wearing uncle fester's coat pulled up to expose his erect falice.

Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice

Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)

Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.

Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand

That party was wild last night. I saw some chick get an uncle fester's nightstand on the kitchen counter

by Jamscone April 28, 2022

daddy faster

The meaning of daddy faster is a sex word and why did you look this up horny bitch 😭😭😭

Fuck daddy faster

by anonymous February 21, 2021