fappish

When you're totally in the mood to masturbate, but can't (for whatever reason).

Every time that cute girl comes into the bagel shop ... I get quite fappish.

by ibpms247 January 10, 2013

Fapping

Jerking off

Damn I’m fapping and I got cum on my hand

by Tyrone122 November 13, 2019

fappic

Something that is epic to the fap degree.

D: "brb im going to clean my laptop up to much on it"
J: "that was.......fappic D"

by JakobTTx December 22, 2009

fapping fest

A fest where men come and masterbate to each others bodies

Man I just went to the world wide fapping fest it was lit. Fap

by m&mlover May 20, 2016

fapping

Stands for fat + napping. Taking a nap after consuming large quantities of food.

1: That Chipotle was delicious, but I am so full. I'm really fixin' for a quick fap.

2: I love fapping after lunch.

by gigologangsta7 November 20, 2009

Fapped

The act of being regulated by Direcway's, allegedly, "Fair Access Policy" which would be better termed the "Screw You Access Policy."

Bryant was straight Fapped by Direcway the other day...
Fap you!
(in case you missed it, the satellite internet provider "Direcway" has a really stupid policy they call "Fair Access Policy")

by Del-ve-na December 1, 2006

fappie

A very long, lucious eyelash.

"Madisons fappies are quite huge, i love to pet them all day long at snack time"

by kristi king January 18, 2008