springlock failure

when it happens your skull will make a loud crunch all the bones in your body will break,your eternal organs will be damaged causing eternal bleeding you can taste in your mouth, if it dosnt puncture your heart after its done itll take 25-40 seconds to die,witch will make it more painful.

somone help a springlock failure is occuring

by THEFNAFMAN April 23, 2022

failure jacket

an otherwise normal plaid jacket/coat worn by failures (i.e. people who are "cool" and smoke weed all day). it is usually red in colour but comes in green and blue as well. the larger the squares on the jacket, the bigger the failure. if the failure jacket is red, then the person has reached ultimate failure and there's no turning back

"Hey man, did you see that crackhead?"
"Which one?"
"The one wearing the failure jacket."

by cerilebi January 6, 2010

faurelerism

fuck long and hard 45 min in a class room and hot tub with a teacher

My teacher showed me the faurelerism method.

by Bianca Z. November 23, 2006

Failure is Key

A sarcastic comment after one fails at life or at a homework assignment. In the creator's case, after he failed on a homework assignment.

"And I know it's probably going to be wrong, but abate?"
*teacher*= "Yep, that's wrong."
*my friend*= "FAILURE IS KEY!" -claps-
-entire classroom starts clapping-
*creator*= -gives "failure is key" speech-

by Han_dl November 8, 2017

Failure

Tamlin

“He’s such a failure”
“Yeah just like Tamlin the tool”

by GangsterFanGirl September 27, 2020

Faurégasm

An orgasm or euphoric feeling relating to Gabriel Fauré’s music.

I had a faurégasm listening to the libera me of Fauré’s requiem.

by Wallowinginthemireofmediocrity March 25, 2022

FAILURE

What Steven he says when you won’t be a doctor when you grow up.

If you don’t be doctor or lawyer, the only thing you’ll be is FAILURE!

by Totally not false info May 23, 2022