FIG JAM

Acronym: Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me

"Girl I need to get my hair done"

"Fig jam"

"What?"

Fuck I'm Good, just ask me

by Allen Jonson July 20, 2007

Fig jam

I term for someone who thinks highly of themselves.

When interpreted, the letters stand for : Fuck I'm good, just ask me

Eg 1- Mike: " I got an A in my test. Fig jam baby!"

Eg 2- Steve: " I can get any girl I want, I just show them my abs and have them crooning"
Jenny: ( rolls her eyes) " Ugh....fig jam much Steve?... Get over yourself.."

by Quirkette May 10, 2016

Fig plucker

One who plucks figs

I'm no fig plucker, I'm a fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck figs till the fig pluckings done.

by Arcsol December 25, 2020

Sig Fig

A name for someone that you’re in along term relationship with

“Are they dating??”
“Yeah she’s her sig fig”

by Simwer94 August 10, 2019

fig newtons

The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!

Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.
Okay Dave, I'll come. I can eat some Fig Newtons in the waiting room and maybe some Twizzlers if some are available.

by Andi January 19, 2006

fig newton

A man that is considered soft or a sissy. "Fruit and Cake"

Look at that bitch made fig newton.

by Mattinho August 1, 2006

Fig-Office

Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".

Omg did you hear about fig-office.
What is the weather? It's fig-office.

by Dr. Mushed May 27, 2018