Fappertisement

Advertisement that could be used for fap material.

The lingerie section of Sears, JC Penney, and Kmart found in the Sunday newspaper was the best fappertisement for a young man.

Between that and the comics, my hands were busy before/during/after church.

by Dr Drainage September 2, 2014

Fapperoni

Masturbating with such ferocity that your penis resembles a raw, reddish stick of cured meat sausage.

I took a sick day at work which turned into a fapperoni party, and now I think I should get some ointment.

by The Unsightly bULGe September 12, 2014

Fappee

the person a fapper faps to

Chris: Hey Tom who did you fap to last night?
Tom: My fappee?
Chris: Yeah
Tom: I fapped over Jessica

by Fill_ June 18, 2015

fapple pie

It's the 2nd pie in the famous two for $1 deal at Mickey D's. After you've finished your entree and your 1st pie for dessert, open the box of the remaining pie and insert your penis. While securing the closed end of the pie box with your index and middle fingers, fuck the pie.

Elliot: "Let me have a number 3 with a coke and a couple of fapple pies...HOT!" Cashier: "You're going to fuck both of them?? My god you're a savage!! Elliot: "One for the ride home bitch."

by Jaydubble October 30, 2017

Burning Fapper

Someone who throws up all over themselves and uses the vomit as lube to get a burning sensation from the stomach acid while also masturbating.

Kieth, get off my couch, you burning fapper.

by Breast Thong November 9, 2012

FlameOn Fapping

When you pour gasoline on your dominant hand, set it a blaze, and start gapping furiously.

1st CountryGuy- "Boy howdy, I was FlameOn fapping last night"

2nd CoundryGuy- "What the fuck parnter, how many degree burns did you get"?

by WhatTheFuckLol March 2, 2016

Shower fapper

Someone who takes multiple, abnormally long showers every day to hide that he/she masturbates.

"Why is jack allways in the shower?
"Oh, he's just a shower fapper"

by dis_is_spoorder_man September 22, 2016