Exish

A person with whom you have ended things, but are still connected to for practical, or legal purposes. Used to describe relatonships in a 'grey' zone.

I'm meeting the exish tonight to discuss our divorce proceedings.

I have to tell my upcoming date about the exish before we go out.

by J700 July 24, 2015

exists to kill

A term that applies to anyone or anything that kills to only exist and not having a real purpose for such killings.

The only reason this animal is here because it exists to kill.

by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017

existential appetizer

A saying or proverb that stimulates deep thinking but does not satisfy

Professor Nick loved to serve his students existential appetizers in Ethics 101 and they hated him for it

by von groovy March 30, 2019

Existential Crisis

An 'Existential Crisis' is when an individual questions the entire meaning of life itself and wonders if being alive even has a point. This gets in the way of everyday things such as, eating cereal, listening to the next step soundtrack on repeat and being vegan.

'she ruined my holiday!'
'don't worry about it Richard, she just had an existential crisis'

by BigNose395 November 19, 2019

exist'nt

It literally doesn't exist.

Person 1: Have you found happiness?
Person 2: I'll never find it because it's exist'nt.
Person 1: That's pretty tough.

by Commamamander March 17, 2020

Existential Dreadlocks

A hairstyle worn by those who know the world is fucked but aren’t quite ready to let this knowledge break their soul

Yes, I know I was furloughed but I’ve come to realise that everything about your corporation is evil and I’d rather work for a non-profit so don’t blame me, blame these Existential Dreadlocks I’ve been growing

by Joe Ad December 26, 2021

existential threat

Something that will destroy humanity and even the Earth. This is often pushed by the media to get everybody paranoid for ratings.

An existential threat can be a nuclear Holocaust that never happens.

by Me Roboto December 15, 2022