Jet exhaust

The feeling of letting loose a long, no cheek clapping fart after consuming prodigious amounts of Mexican, hot sauce, or other spicy foods, comparable to a jet fighter, a straight column of what feels like fire will exit your bootyhole leading to a burning sensation, usually followed by fire shits

Bruh, I had straight jet exhaust after Taco Bell last night
Ya think? You melted a porcelain fucking toilet!

by Cockyrooster1135 April 5, 2019

COVID EXHAUSTION

Being exhausted from living through a pandemic most commonly seen in essential employees

Person 1 : Hey man how are you doing ?
Person 2 : I’m alright but just feeling a bit of Covid exhaustion

by Urbandemolition February 12, 2021

heat exhaustion

That Thing That You Experience At Band Camp, EVERY DAY.

Director: Time For A Water Break!
Everyone But The Woodwinds: Dead From Heat Exhaustion.

by Your_Mom_LOL March 28, 2022

Type 2 Exhaustion

Your will power is like a muscle. Whilst you can certainly make it stronger, it eventually gets tired. There will be days when you don't feel like doing anything. That's because your will power is exhausted. This is what's called "Type 2 Exhaustion".

P: Hey man, did you finish that chapter from the compiler book?
S: Nah, man. I have type 2 exhaustion. I'll start studying from next week.

by sudw1n October 30, 2023

Federal Exhaustion

Being tired and stumbling (usually after a party), but you're wide awake.

I had federal exhaustion after the epic poker party last night

by niok123 October 19, 2008

exasterbating

to exercise and masturbate simultaneously

hey! bob quit the gym and is exasterbating at home

by han cholo December 24, 2007

Canadian Exhaust Pipe

Firstly a man must stick his own index finger into his pee hole up to the first knuckle. Then slowly remove index finger and insert a lit cigarette (filter first). Quickly begin to have rigorous and sweaty buttsex with another man. If the cigarette falls out of the first mans pee hole the partners must then switch positions. This act continues until either a.) You use an entire pack of cigarettes or b.) you ejaculate onto cigarette. If scenario b occurs the ejaculator then makes the other partner smoke the cum drenched cigarette.

It took Matt and Dave 4 hours to finish their Canadian Exhaust Pipe.

by BOATS! July 30, 2009