emerson is a girl name too just saying. but emerson is a great person, my best friend for life. she’s got the brightest smile and everyone loves being around her. she’s crazy smart too, like harvard smart. and she’s supportive, as hell. but she tells me when i’m being dumb and when i need to get a grip. and i appreciate her for that. i could not imagine a life without emerson. i love you
by bungalowbailey June 23, 2023
Get the emersonmug. by keito.e November 2, 2022
Get the Kate Emersonmug. emerson high school looks like a college and none of the teachers do their job besides dresscoding little girls for no reason. All the teachers are pregnant for sum reason and the assignments are way too easy. also, too many white girls and Indians there
by dn is life October 20, 2021
Get the emerson high schoolmug. The Emerson McDonald Expressway is a 5.5 mile (9 km) North-South limited access road that runs along Mallori Spielmann Drive, also known as South Santa Fe Drive, CanAm Highway, or US Hwy 85. Being the third expressway on Mallori Spielmann drive (first being Anna Spielmann Expy (55mph) ) connecting castle rock with highlands ranch; second being Varsity Parkway, 50mph connecting highlands ranch and littleton) It is a 55 mph urban expressway that connects the cities of Denver (Florida Avenue; northern terminus) and Littleton (Littleton Avenue; southern terminus). Currently, pedestrians and most types of bicycles are banned from it, including Mountain bikes, Crusiers, BSOs, children, and fitness. It is only open to road bicycles, gravel bikes fitted with road tires (32mm maximum), track, and time trial bikes. It also functions as a toll road for city e-bikes (entire freeway costs $5.50 to use). The access is controlled at Belleview (Ashlyn Ave; SH88), Hampden (Trump Avenue; US-285) and Evans.
Sophia: Hey Anthony Hardwick, I thought of a great bike ride we could do! Since we both ride specialized tarmacs, let's go bomb Mallori Spielmann Drive. First we will zoom through the 55mph Anna Spielmann Expressway, its sooooo fun with very few lights, keep following it through Varsity Parkway, then get onto the controlled access Emerson Expressway, how does that sound?
Anthony: Are you fucking crazy? Sophia, these are HIGHWAYS FREEWAYS. BICYCLES CANNOT RIDE ON THEM THEY ARE FOR CARS ONLY. CARS GO 800 MPH ON THESE ROADS!!! GO SEEK THEREPY ASAP!!!!
Sophia: So.. Emerson Expressway has shoulders if you are really scared. If you are like me, we shall do it in the express lanes!!
Anthony: Are you out of your mind sophia? Those are EMERGENCY STOPPING LANES not lanes for you to ride your bicycle on!
Sophia: But the Emerson Expressway is a special road bike only road. we will do it or I will smack you hard in the nuts.
Anthony: NO! We are doing the Platte River Trail! I would rather fly past a 2 year old at 70 mph than a car going 800 mph over the speed limit to smack us!
Sophia: Okay coward do the stupid trail. I will ride the Emerson Expressway like it or not.
Anthony: Sophia. Lets put it this way. It's a toll road for cars. you have to PAY to use it.
Sophia: Bullshit. your "A" stands for ass, which is what you smell like. i already said ROAD BIKES LIKE THE TARMAC DO NOT HAVE TO PAY THE TOLL!!!
Anthony: Fine. Just remember "S" stands for Stupid and the "A" stands for Ass.
Anthony: Are you fucking crazy? Sophia, these are HIGHWAYS FREEWAYS. BICYCLES CANNOT RIDE ON THEM THEY ARE FOR CARS ONLY. CARS GO 800 MPH ON THESE ROADS!!! GO SEEK THEREPY ASAP!!!!
Sophia: So.. Emerson Expressway has shoulders if you are really scared. If you are like me, we shall do it in the express lanes!!
Anthony: Are you out of your mind sophia? Those are EMERGENCY STOPPING LANES not lanes for you to ride your bicycle on!
Sophia: But the Emerson Expressway is a special road bike only road. we will do it or I will smack you hard in the nuts.
Anthony: NO! We are doing the Platte River Trail! I would rather fly past a 2 year old at 70 mph than a car going 800 mph over the speed limit to smack us!
Sophia: Okay coward do the stupid trail. I will ride the Emerson Expressway like it or not.
Anthony: Sophia. Lets put it this way. It's a toll road for cars. you have to PAY to use it.
Sophia: Bullshit. your "A" stands for ass, which is what you smell like. i already said ROAD BIKES LIKE THE TARMAC DO NOT HAVE TO PAY THE TOLL!!!
Anthony: Fine. Just remember "S" stands for Stupid and the "A" stands for Ass.
by Boo Radley Game November 22, 2024
Get the Emerson Expresswaymug. Sonja Emerson is the sexiest girl at OPRF. She is really cool and better than everyone else. Fuck you 😩👹🤤✋🤪🥵
by Tabascobitch November 22, 2021
Get the Sonja Emersonmug. Gracen is an absolutely incredible girl. She is one of the best relationship partners you can ever have. She is loyal, honest, and outright caring. She can easily make you laugh and her smile is to die for. On a scale of beaty from one to ten, she breaks the scale. She is always there for her friends and never let’s them down. All of these things describe her well but she sometimes acts like she doesn’t know it. Be thankful if you know a Gracen because you are one of the luckiest guys/girls in the world.
Person 1: “Did you see Gracen Emerson today? She lookin’ good as always!”
Person 2: “Yeah I know, Gracen always looks good! I just wish she could be mine.”
Person 1: “Yeah, me too.”
Person 2: “Yeah I know, Gracen always looks good! I just wish she could be mine.”
Person 1: “Yeah, me too.”
by BDOG102603 March 13, 2019
Get the Gracen Emersonmug. Emerson. The most beautiful woman alive. at first she is shy and never talks. one you get to know her, she loves to laugh and she is fun to be around. She does not like giving second chances, but she will. She is a amazing artist and has a amazing sense in fashion.
by SomebodyVerySecret October 18, 2019
Get the Emersonmug.