One who rides Microsoft Excel all day. Taking bad pictures in poor lighting and writing up bullshit descriptions of stuff your boss wants put upon eBay.
"Hey Alex, Paul wants 40 things up on eBay today."
"Well ok I'll just re-use 50 things these deadbeat auction winners never paid for"
"You truly are, a lazy eBay bitch, Alex."
"Well ok I'll just re-use 50 things these deadbeat auction winners never paid for"
"You truly are, a lazy eBay bitch, Alex."
by Mr. Asshole January 27, 2007
Get the ebay bitchmug. A person who uses your eBay feedback page to see what sex toys, cosmetics, lingerie you think you are buying in the privacy of your own home.
Damn! I never should have told that guy I dated what my eBay handle was. He's probably an eBay Stalker.
Word up! U better change your name fo' sure.
Nah! Then I'd lose all my props I've been ho'ing for all these years.
Word up! U better change your name fo' sure.
Nah! Then I'd lose all my props I've been ho'ing for all these years.
by Fat boy in the basement June 1, 2005
Get the eBay Stalkermug. Waiting till the last possible minute to bid on a desired ebay item, in hopes that you will not drive the biding price through the roof. More often than not, the bidder gets the ebay jeebies or ebayphoria.
Man, I was ebay camping the other day and I snagged a your mom for $7.43!! The shipping & handling was $45 though...
I was sure I'd win the auction. I was getting the ebay jeebies and out of nowhere came another ebay camper... and now I don't have Britney Spears's half-eaten sandwich...
I was sure I'd win the auction. I was getting the ebay jeebies and out of nowhere came another ebay camper... and now I don't have Britney Spears's half-eaten sandwich...
by xbustacap March 21, 2007
Get the Ebay Campingmug. What you get after you check your email in the morning to find out what you bought online the night before - while drunk.
"Dude, I've got a bad eBay hangover today"
"What did you buy?"
"A Porsche for $5,000 - already paid for it.
"Dude, that's cool!"
"It's in Venezuela."
"What did you buy?"
"A Porsche for $5,000 - already paid for it.
"Dude, that's cool!"
"It's in Venezuela."
by BrewTat January 13, 2009
Get the eBay Hangovermug. when you pay for an item you won and they send you nothing and the seller closes their account, " dude i just got-ebayed"
by otti July 13, 2009
Get the got-ebayedmug. A guy that will buy anything to sell on ebay, unprofessionally. Just to justify his possession mean something to someone in the world.
Thinking of the feed back and hoping for slivers of potential profits wake these souls up in the morning. Will also get panicy if not able to log onto ebay at regular intervals to up dated on any changes.
Thinking of the feed back and hoping for slivers of potential profits wake these souls up in the morning. Will also get panicy if not able to log onto ebay at regular intervals to up dated on any changes.
Dude 1: what you doing today?
Dude 2: buying and selling on ebay, i found this gold plated xbox that....
Dude 1: your such an ebay warrior!!!
Dude 2: buying and selling on ebay, i found this gold plated xbox that....
Dude 1: your such an ebay warrior!!!
by jameshaley October 25, 2010
Get the ebay warriormug. An eBay paid plant. Person(s) paid by eBay and/or PayPal to write cheerleading online posts, or spread disinformation. Person(s) paid by eBay and/or PayPal to write derogatory posts about the competition or those not completely supporting eBay.
by HouseOfUsher January 30, 2010
Get the eBay Weedmug.