electile dysfunction

the inability to become aroused by any candidates in the 2008 American presidental election.

"did you read about that new study by the AMA? research shows that just watching obama and mccain on cnn promotes incurable electile dysfunction."

by fineupstandingcitizen August 28, 2008

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Erectile Dysfunction

A Male penis is so deflated that can get hard even when their sexual activity going on and no matter what their partner tries to do he cannot get aroused or erect

Her: This is so frustrating, Why can't you get hard?
Him: I told you I have erectile dysfunction

by ComedyCosmos June 4, 2018

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someone who is known as gardiners or overally emotional alcoholics. with this in mind gardiners tend to drool and spit when they talk, cry over everything or in other cases try to fight the closest object to them!

That kid shaking that sign for no reason seems to be so gardiner(disfunctional)

by dobermation January 26, 2009

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correctall dysfunction

A condition where an individual constantly corrects everyone for even the slightest errors (such as a FB post word spelling or how your roommate/partner stacks the dishes) .

I wish they had a pill to cure my boyfriend's correctall dysfunction.

by ShellyJohn January 28, 2016

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Destination Dysfunction

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.

by Amelia I. January 6, 2017

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