douche

1.) John edwards.
2.) His show, crossing over.

Hey man who's that guy from crossing over?

Who the douche?

by Emma August 04, 2004

douche

Douche douchebag, in the French language, means shower. Go call someone a douche in a France and they'd call you a jackass. If you call someone a douche in America, they probably will get offended. Douche is just another way of saying asshole, idiot, retard, etc. . Someone just sat down one day and thought "hmm we dont already have enough insulting words, let me think of another useless stupid one!". So they decided to use the word 'douche', coming from the name of a vaginal cleaning device.

1. Douche from the French language : Je va prendre un douche! - I'm going to take a shower.

2a. Douche from the English language : You're such a douche! - You're such an asshole, dumbass, jackass, idiot, retard, fucker. Anyone of those adjectives would work.

2b. Douche from the English language : Hold on, let me finish using my douche! - Hold on, let me finish cleaning my vagina.

by Nathalie Morgan November 14, 2005

A douche

A group of bro's.

Much like a murder of crows, or a gaggle of geese. A grouping of 4 or more bro's is known as a douche.

I was at a party last night when a douche of bro's walked in and the entire place reeked of axe bodyspray

by Hoggie253 July 12, 2017

douche

every junior high kids favourite word.

kid 1: douche.
kid 2: lol. whatza douche?
kid 1: i dunno. but i like to say it a lot!
kid 2: lol.

by geraldine merapoopoopoo January 25, 2008

douche

An ignorant or pathetic or intolerant person

Dude, you are such a douche!!!

by Douchebag February 06, 2003

douch

a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife

john edwards is a complete douch

by brad December 01, 2003

douched

A person or object that has been moved or altered by someone or something.

My wife wouldn't make the tea so i douched her in the head with the T.V. remote.

by ek9sam December 09, 2011