The Scoobert Doobert

The sexual act of shitting on your partner, the continually scratching the shit of your asshole by dog-scooting on your partner's bare chest.

I wasn't in love with him until he handcuffed me to the bed and did the Scoobert Doobert!

by PanicaLemur April 23, 2018

doodey

A git, a fool, an individual not able to drink more than 3 beers at a time without falling over.

Chaucer (Misc.) "It is ye yeh doodey that hath drunk much and shat yourself..."

One who trades DCDs, one who trades makes poor products in structured products.

by Doodey E July 30, 2004

dooderface

The face a girl makes when she gets "spiderman"-ed

That bitch made a dooderface after I slung Peter Parker in her eye.

by Willy187 April 27, 2008

dooey

slang for a person who received a DUI recently

French is NOT driving, he's a dooey

by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

Doofer

A person who enjoys taking illegal substances and listening to loud repetitive music while jumping up and down and moving in unusual ways. see off guts

Allan is a doofer he loves dumping and going to a rave

by OGP August 27, 2003

Dokued

When you've spent half the day trying to finish a su doku you know you have no chance in hell finishing yet you carry on until you have chewed your pen to the state that it will never work again.

"Damn you've been at that damn puzzle all day, just admit it man you been dokued"
"screw you man I've nearly finished this mofo"

by snakeeyes July 29, 2006

doofer

A doofer is a remote but is mainly used by people asking for it when they cant be stuffed too walk the meter to get it themsleves
not very commonly used for this definition but its still used by my cousin

hey Remy pas us the doofer

by Remy May 8, 2005