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A "Jakedelaney Dive in" is a circumstance in which a boy dives or enters the process of attempting to attract a girl to the boy who is "jakedelaney diving in" with an enormous amount of confidence and no fucks for their reputation or dignity. They simply dive in to whatever girl they would like no matter how far out of their league she is.
A "Jakedelaney Dive in" is a circumstance in which a boy dives or enters the process of attempting to attract a girl to the boy who is "jakedelaney diving in" with an enormous amount of confidence and no fucks for their reputation or dignity. They simply dive in to whatever girl they would like no matter how far out of their league she is.
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Get the Desktop dumpster dive mug.At some gentleman's clubs, a $5 tip will get you a dive for five: you're pulled up on stage, your $5 bill is placed over your nose, and the dancer (who is at this point quite naked) straddles your head, grinding her sweet and heavily perfumed pussy on your face. She may also at this point place her mouth on your crotch, forcing warm air through your clothes. At this point if you're lucky, she'll finish it off by rubbing her tits in your face.
Me: ...so I went to the club last night, got a dive for five.
U: wtf is that?
Me: Oh, only the best $5 you'll ever spend, but I'll tell ya, I'll never look at a $5 bill the same way again...
U: wtf is that?
Me: Oh, only the best $5 you'll ever spend, but I'll tell ya, I'll never look at a $5 bill the same way again...
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Promoting diversity in the Galapagos Islands, PETA fatatics released 5,000 minks they stole from productive citizens onto the islands. The minks preyed on and eventually destroyed all of the fauna. A similar situation exists with the democrats/socialists/liberals push for diversity/destruction of the United States of America.
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