Dildoid

A person who posesses all of the characteristics of a dildo but none of the usefulness.

Colin Powell is sort of okay but Donald Rumsfeld is a real dildoid.

by SofaShark November 17, 2003

evil dildo

A hidden track at the end of Burger Queen by Placebo. The story behind it is that Brian Molko forgot to take his name out of the phonebook after the first Placebo album was realeased and there was a message on his answer machine with a sort of Steven Hawking voice. It's a creepy song.

"Hey motherf**ker, I'm after you. I know where you live.

I will f**k you up the ass and I will sneak into your room and cut your cock off and stuff it in my mouth and chew it up with my little teeth"

hmm evil dildo

by _Katie_ May 30, 2006

Dildo lips

Lips that have been inflated with colagen to the point that they look fake.

Meg Ryan's career went south once she got those dildo lips.

by modross December 9, 2008

Toilet Dildo

A jet stream of water from a rigged toilet that shoots up your butthole, and thereby raping you with your own bodily wastes.

Guy-scarred-for-life: That toilet back fired on me!!!
Prankster: How did you enjoy your toilet dildo?

by JKDBLV July 30, 2010

Leather Studded Dildo

The dildo that a Marty and a Bethany created together for ultimate pleasure. Bethany's generally deny the leatherness of the studded dildo, but Marty's tend to embrace the leather.

Man: Have you tried my leather studded dildo? It's orgasmic!
Woman: That would be an odd texture, but I love putting stuff inside me :)

by NTwawa October 21, 2010

dildo abuser

someone who abuses a dildo or uses it to much during sexual stimulation

kate ur such a fuckin dildo abuser

by irishg322 May 12, 2007

double headed dildo

A two headed dildo for two women (or any combination i guess...) to stick in their bush or buttox.

Hey girl let's go get the double headed dildo and have some fun!

by Vagerna August 13, 2007