Dike-abetes

Sexually transmitted obesity. The symptoms include: Dry mouth and Vagina, with low to zero vitamin D

That pussy tasted so good; Now I got Dike-abetes.

by DavidChapel November 28, 2020

tri dike

When a male or a female changes gender then changes back. The ultimate faggot.

She switched genders a couple times, that must mean she’s a tri dike

by A fellow guy May 4, 2018

Stenchy Dike

A lesbian who’s stinks

Eryn is a stenchy dike

by Bigdingeralfie August 21, 2022

Dike-hood

Prepubescent realization of ones gay tendencies. Being a real big dike.

The level of dike-hood they possessed impresses me for being so young.

by Daren williams November 4, 2020

Dike

Dike: noun) a dike is a word that an idiot named Caleb would say instead of dick because it’s slightly simaler but he really just sounds dumb

Caleb: dike, dike, dike, dike
Me: STFU DUMBASS

by Nutbuster6349 May 10, 2018

dike dealer

Ash ash and ash

Can I see your feet? I’m a dike dealer

by Deseymoney February 13, 2023

Horse Dike

One who rides horses and also happens to be a dike. Often found covered in horse fecal matter and or mud. One who wears jeans and boots most often thinks they are really cool.

That damn horse dike just cut me off in her truck. Silly boys, trucks are for girls.

by Urban+CowboY February 6, 2012