Dicktionary

A dicktionary is like a dictionary but instead of words it lists women that a man has slept with and includes a description of her body and performance as well as listing all of the ways she is willing to have sex. Kinda like a sophisticated black book.

If I don't slow down I'm gonna need a second notebook to continue writing my dicktionary. In the mean time I think I will look up and repeat the l section again.

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

Urban dicationary

A website that allows the user to define words. Urban dictionay contains hundreds of thousands of words each submited then if accepted rated with thumbs up or down.

person 1: hey you heard of that website Urban dicationary .com
person 2: yeah
person 1: oh...
Person 2: Now i know what a pean is.
Person 1: what the hell is a pean?
Person 3: oooohhh so thats what an emo is, i always thought it was a type of bird.

by Mark Williams February 19, 2006

Urban Dicktionary

Urban Dictionary for gays, lesbians, trannys and those with a disturbing sexual nature.

"Oh Jesus Christ, I forgot to check my Urban Dicktionary account yesterday!"

by Peckerama March 31, 2008

Dicktionary

A noun that designates a self-proclaimed and public dictionary for people who find themselves funny. Mostly used for instant and private jokes between weird persons. Can be online, free and quite hilarious.

X. "Hey homie, i found such a motherfuckin' play on words while I was stone. Check that out, it's gonna be so amazing."
Y. "No no, dude, save it for the online Dicktionary, I want the whole world to laugh with us!"

by Neal79 July 27, 2010

Dickmatian

1. A man who has raw sexual prowess. 2.Someone who can dickmatize women.

I was reading a fanfic on Wattpad and man the main love interest was a real dickmatian, he had the main character wrapped around his finger.

by Kokoro Takami February 16, 2022

dicktation

the gentle art of teaching someone by fucking them

its ok sweetie, its time for some dicktation

by Beavis September 21, 2003

Dicktation

Taking orders from an authoritarian idiot, a dick.

His angry, one word directives that made no sense became known as dicktation.

by CentralDogma December 31, 2016